5.22.2010

If Rand Paul and Sarah Palin got married...

From DKos' Jeff Lieber:

If Rand Paul and Sarah Palin got married...

...America would not be forced to build unconstitutional elevators for the handicapped in all the buildings where we are currently executing grandmothers on the health care death list.

If Rand Paul and Sarah Palin got married... Vladamir Putin would dare never rear his head over Alaska for fear of all the gun-toting, whites-only, lunch counters at Alaskan Woolworths.

If Rand Paul and Sarah Palin got married... we would finally be able to control our run-away moose population by removing all hunting restrictions in the Fair Housing Act.

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