You're Welcome - Church Scandal Prevention
The Catholic Church can prevent scandals by replacing altar boys with chimps and killing the sexy mood with Febreze.
A Farewell to Arms
Fox News wants you to decide if the Nuclear Security Summit logo looks similar to the flags representing Muslim nations.
Tuesday's Theme: Teabaggers & Terrorists
Clash of the Teatans
Tea Partiers have to get away from the Republicans if they want their Hitler-Obama signs taken seriously.
Rachel Maddow wants everybody to agree on two rules: don't lie and don't threaten to shoot people.