On Wednesday's shows, Jon Stewart reported on the Texas Textbooks coming to a school near you and Sen. Chris Dodd's lame Financial Reform Bill, while Stephen Colbert reluctantly filled out his Census form.
Don't Mess With TextbooksStephen Colbert:
Since no one knows who Oscar Romero is, the Texas school board decides not to include him in the curriculum.
In Dodd We Trust
Chris Dodd introduces financial reform legislation, and Jon pretends he has the same rights as a corporation.
United States Census 2010
Stephen reluctantly fills out his census form so the military won't target a Predator drone missile at his house.
Glenn Beck "Broadcasts On A Frequency Only White People Can Hear"