Report: Majority Of Newspapers Now Purchased By Kidnappers To Prove Date

Priceless Saturday afternoon humor from The Onion (h/t DKos):

NEW YORK—According to a report published this week in American Journalism Review, 93 percent of all newspaper sales can now be attributed to kidnappers seeking to prove the day's date in filmed ransom demands.


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