First of two Andy Borowitz posts for today.
Here's the first:
One day after being dismissed from her position as Miss California, controversial beauty queen Carrie Prejean has landed a role in a new reality TV series, "I'm a Right-wing Tool... Get Me Out of Here!"
Ms. Prejean will join an eclectic mix of other right-wing tools past and present, including TV host Glenn Beck and former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, in a show which network promotional materials describe as "'The Surreal Life' meets The National Review."read more...