Prejean to Appear on "I'm a Right-wing Tool...Get Me Out of Here!"

First of two Andy Borowitz posts for today.

Here's the first:

One day after being dismissed from her position as Miss California, controversial beauty queen Carrie Prejean has landed a role in a new reality TV series, "I'm a Right-wing Tool... Get Me Out of Here!"

Ms. Prejean will join an eclectic mix of other right-wing tools past and present, including TV host Glenn Beck and former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, in a show which network promotional materials describe as "'The Surreal Life' meets The National Review."

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