This should brighten up your morning. It's another example of your Permanent Republican Majority. Michael Steele must be proud.
Lest you think this is a parody, I direct you to their website, where they lay out their goals in a lengthy mission statement hailing "Ronald Reagan, Martin Luther King Jr., and arguably Jesus [as] the flag-bearers of the true conservative movement."The "official" lyrics to the Young Cons Anthem can be found here.