Consistently, he was actually better than Wanda, but Wanda had the best joke of the night with Rush, a 20th Hijacker & Oxycontin. Some of my Obama favorites:
On Rahm: "Mother's Day is a tough holiday for him. He's not used to having to say the word day after 'mother'"Video From DailyKosTV:
On Cheney: "Dick Cheney was supposed to be here, but he was working on his memoirs. How To Shoot Friends and Interrogate People."
On his first 100 Days: "During the next 100 days, we will design, build, and open a library to commemorate my first hundred days...we will house train our dog Bo, because the last thing Tim Geithner needs is someone else to treat him like a fire hydrant. In the next 100 days, we will complete 100 days work in 72 days. And on the 73rd day, I will rest."
Among the highlights (this is a rough transcript): Michael Steele is in the house tonight…or as he would say, in the hee-zee…what’s up? Michael, where are you? [Steele stands up.] Michael, for the last time, the Republican Party does not qualify for a bailout. Rush Limbaugh does count as a troubled asset. Sorry.
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