Borowitz: Miss California Vows to Use Naked Breasts for Good

Morning funny from Andy Borowitz:

Just moments after being told she could retain her beauty pageant crown, Miss California Carrie Prejean renewed her commitment to her mission, telling reporters, "From this day forward I promise I will use my naked breasts for good."

"I intend to fight back with the two greatest weapons I have: my naked boobies."


I will go anywhere, anytime, anyway to make my case," she said. "These breasts are made for walking."

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