You have to watch this. It's hysterical. From AndyCobbonUTube:
Of course, there are many, many delightful Texans of the non-yahoo variety. But those of you who are so bummed about impending "socialism" or "fascism" or "Islamobadstuff" that you'd like to leave shouldn't be given the impression that we'd miss you. It's cool. We can stay in touch on Facebook or whatever.
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