OK. This is my new favorite post of the day. Of course it's just 12:05 am, but I don't think anything will top it. Secession
From occams hatchet:
Barely two days after making the first major furrin' policy decision of his administration, President Barack Obama responded forcefully to the partition of Texastan by reassuring residents of Austin that they will not be alone in their struggle against the Red Tide of Stooopid that is sweeping their state.
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