You can't make this shit up.
From the Carpetbagger Report:
[pic swiped from AmericaBlog - thanks John!)
Two of the principal sponsors of a constitutional amendment to "protect" marriage include one far-right Republican who hired prostitutes and another far-right Republican who was arrested for soliciting gay sex in an airport men's room.
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So there you have it. Two of the Republicans' biggest marriage hypocrites - Larry Craig, who was accused of trying to have sex with a man (who was not his wife) in a bathroom, and David Vitter who has been repeatedly accused of frequenting hookers (who also were not his wife) - want to amend the Constitution to "protect" marriage.
Perhaps you all should call Larry Craig's and David Vitter's offices and ask them the following:
Senator Larry Craig
Message: Can a married guy give handjobs and blowjobs to other guys in bathrooms and still defend heterosexual marriage?
Senator David Vitter
Phone: (202) 224-4623
Message: How many whores does a married guy have to sleep with before he's no longer defending marriage? And does the price of the whore matter?
Oh, and please do report back in the comments how your phone calls went with Craig's and Vitter's offices.